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You work in a factory in Yorkshire don't you? Have you fully considered the size of the kicking that you may get for depriving one of your fellow salt of the Earth Yorkshire factory drones his morning cup of sugar with tea?

I've got my own sugar supply. I've got my own tea supply. I've got a locked drawer with porn, snout and batteries in it.

Any fucker goes near my shit I cut them up, prison rules.

I'm the office daddy.