2012 Pro-cycling season thread

Or, speaking of boring Tour specialists, 'Big Wig'.

I think the only thing Wiggo will test positive for is Strawberry flavoured Slimfast.

have you seen his fucking legs? He makes a rider having Ricketts look like an aerodynamic advantage because i can't figure out how he generates enough wattage out of those pins to run an L.E.D let alone skip up the Colombier like a belgian missionary at band camp.

'Twig Wig'