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Bet accepted. Keep in touch on this one.

Singling out cliveo is not offensive to anyone but him and those fools who would say I am wrong. And I don't care about him / them.

I find it offensive

By saying I am in a pickle you seem to be implying that I am failing to be logical and consistent, yet I have been criticised here for taking things too seriously, which makes me think that is you who is in a pickle for seeking to apply a logic and consistency which you don't want applied.

Eh? How does me implying you are having a logic fail and lack consistency in your arguments equate to me being in a pickle because you have been criticised for taking things too seriously?

I think you need to read a couple of books to clear your mind of any confusion.
I would start with Descartes Discourse on Method and move onto Gilbert Ryles a Concept of Mind. They should help