Royalty

I dot really have an issue with the Queen herself. She always gets a round in, tells the filthiest jokes and isn't afraid to make her point.

But her offspring really do wind me up.

Don't get me started on "the establishment": the hangers on, the real leeches in this arrangement. They're the only people who're seriously interested in keeping the concept of monarchy alive and kicking in this country because without it there would be thousands more unemployed and unemployable people.

As long as Charles doesn't get crowned King, then the world remains wonderful.

I largely agree with this.