Car appreciation... the aesthetics, the engineering, etc

Are you taking advice about cars from people you've not met who contribute to a cycling forum?

Specifically:

Someone who doesn't drive his dream car but leaves it locked up in Essex (B&D)
Someone who is tuning a Volvo (Dammit)
Someone who sold his track car due to too many blown g/boxes and currently has a drug dealer spec driveway ornament (Me)
Someone who has been waiting for a new engine for his car for about 1.5 years (Jung)
Someone who aspired to own an SD1 as his first car (BQ)

Collectively, as car enthusiasts, we are a joke.