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My girlfriend was sucking me off when she stopped and asked, "Why do you never give me oral sex?"
"I would do," I replied, "but I had an awful experience once where I went down on a bird and the stench made me sick."
"I thought you'd only ever been with me?" she asked.
"I have," I replied.