you get invited along to a masons do, an outsider a non member, and they don't do any wierd shit in front of you

quelle surprise

i bet they started slaughtering virgins and eating the still beating hearts of bats the moment you left

Yeah I know but I honestly didnt feel like an outsider (!) My gilfriends dad even has his own lodge (I was drunk when he was explaining it, not 100% sure). He invited me to join the Masons but I said I would think about it.

I never saw any silly hand shakes or anything though

really want to make something up.