Spotted...

Hmmm. Who just overtook me on a nineties specialized track frame?

If you're going to ride SS please get yourself a rear brake. Especially considering how much you weave around the road avoiding manhole covers as if they are landmines. It might do you some good to check your right shoulder before you do your weird weaving thing too. Not sure you even noticed that car taking evasive action.

I would have had a word with you if I could be arsed to catch you up.

Not sure how a rear brake would make any difference, secondly why did the car have to take evasive action? Too close to the cyclist? not following the highway code and giving as much space as they would when overtaking a car?