I like to eat shit loads of beetroot, then go for a piss next to someone in a public urinal.
The look on their face is priceless when the dark red piss flows and I scream like I'm pissing razor blades.
You try taking a dump after drinking lots of beetroot juice...
You try taking a dump after drinking lots of beetroot juice...
"ass cancer"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XC7g0H2QkU