• I like to eat shit loads of beetroot, then go for a piss next to someone in a public urinal.
    The look on their face is priceless when the dark red piss flows and I scream like I'm pissing razor blades.

    You try taking a dump after drinking lots of beetroot juice...

    "ass cancer"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XC7g0H2QkU

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