The daily Close Call

I was riding home yesterday after a long day and a long ride when I suddenly realised I was no longer holding on to the handle bars and was in fact grating the skin off the road. Once I had collected my thoughts and had a look around I realised I had ridden into a speed hump without even noticing which threw me off my bike... I know this is probably going to get me slated but** I think I must have dozed off whilst riding along!**

I think that deserved to be quoted again.