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  • The other week I went in and asked the 10 year old virgin upstairs...

    Hi do you have swrve shorts?

    (Eventually)

    no.

    How about vittoria 1976 shoes?

    no.

    All without looking up from texting on his mobile.
    Little twat, I should have walked out with a bike - he wouldnt have noticed.

    Condor or moquito for me.

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