People with silly and / or stupid names

this...

http://www.lettersofnote.com/2009/10/we-all-feel-like-that-now-and-then.html

Not that silly, but I love determinist names.

Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster, like he wasn't going to be in the army.

Also, Rem Koolhaas, the architect. Kool. Haas. Of course.

Rudyard Kipling did not make exceedingly nice cakes. Or maybe he did.

Tom Kitchin is a chef though.

Not that silly, but I love determinist names.

Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster, like he wasn't going to be in the army.

Also, Rem Koolhaas, the architect. Kool. Haas. Of course.

Poundstone is a pretty sweet surname when you look like this.

^I do a Spanish class with an investment banker called Eden Riche

when i was in junior school, we used to get visited by a policeman who's name was: Max Bacon

Richard Izzard! Yes Fam

there's a contact from work called Wayne Bruce. i refer to him as Manbat.

Can someone recommend a name for me to use for myself as an internet/facebook persona. Dont want to use my real one.

D. Effpey?

Hugh Jampton

Finbar Scriven

Venkat Vishnu Appepadeenee

Enrique Doubleglazias

hmm are you sure that last one is real ?

what, enrique? yeah, he's a spanish pop singer

I once knew a 'Buttergege'. Naturally he became known as Butt Cheek

i know/ have met many richards but my favorites have been Richard Gardiner and Richard Cumner

Asheesh Barman is pretty cool

My surname is Stoner, that's quite fun.

I've been compiling a list over the last ten years of all the funny names I come across in the course of my work, it's getting pretty long now, got hundreds of the buggers.

Assorted Highlights:

Newley gay
Snooky Wang
Kerlee Gentles
Cyril Wheels
Ken Kong
Wesley Pumpkin
Chukwuemeka Wankey
Preston Breakfast
Harold Haddock
Daryl Boner
Slingsby Sithole
Lionel Mietchop
Anita Kiss
Dadio Willy
Kiliana Titz
Johnny Volcano
Magnus Puke
Hugh Duffus

etc

Please carry on the list, or is etc a weird name?

Etc is my sister. Little Etc business.

Ok, here it is in it's entirety. Brace yourselves, it's quite long but I know how much everyone here loves a list. One or two of these are probably made up but most of them are real people and I've met a few of them in the flesh.

Lucky Albert
Snooky Wang
Newley Gay
Spudlyn Johnson
Ivor Baalam
Adrienne Primstitch
Rory Blatherwick
Maria Titlady
Dianne Duffus
Harry Bhugaloo
Ooloo Maddoo
Anfernee Chan
Kerlee Gentles
Efren Arce
Dennis Fanfair
Theresa Adorable
Lungful Lin
Rocky Royce
Akua Rugg
Andrew Bigwood
Orelli Baible
Joynob Khanam
Marvelous Usman
Cyril Wheels
Blodwen Outlaw
Elvis Cumberbatch
Steven Smoothie
Antonis Jumbo
Aston Martin
Bimble Davis
Cinnamon Copperwheat
Rolin Hill
Ryan Lovering
Tracy Redrobe
Riley P Riley
Mike Stallion
Terry Terrence
Everton Steele
Gladys Plank
Rolly R Polly
Ken Kong
Sparkle Skidmore
Lucy Balls
Katy Suave
Claudia Cupid
Ling Ling Lo
Krusha Patel
Rocky Patel
Mary O'Looney
Edward Hornyold-Strickland
Wesley Pumpkin
Chukwuemeka Wankey
Banjo Williams
Daniel Onions
Dalbert Pencille
Phineas Twiselton
Harold Haddock
Peerless Manners
Roland Fido
Kok Yew Boon
Igor Schnakenburg
Lullaby Ellis
Physititia Grant
Happy Annie Thomas
Barry Dobbin
Alfred Gust
Greg Glubb
Michael Meaney
Anthony Precious Norvixoxo
Daniela Humpage
Bettsy Doe-Bogie
Joan Boner
Kegan Lovely
Preston Breakfast
Junior Streeks
Ying-Min Mandy Pang
Lancelot Pilgrim
Daryl Boner
Dong Long
Mzoola Bizoola
Geraldine Dudon-Dingley
Seedy Manka
Makumbu-Willy Nunu
Minky Sloane
Chui Lam
Monday Sunday
Melonis Mighty
Boots O'Leary
Hunter McGuire
Slingsby Sithole
Clint Eastwood Williams
Bandi Mbubi
Lionel Mietchop
Rommel Casaclang
Johnny Woodbine
Urtema Urelia Dolphin
Vilibald Wanca
Anita Kiss
Zzaashwaah Blacksheep
Flash Anderson
Manfred Blob
Kiliana Titz
Jocky Kumanda
Ida Flarup
Matthew Supersad
Effe F Fynn
Farteen Iqbal
Caroline Bitsch
Hans Human
Weiwei Wang
Bushy Kelly
Pervell Obese-Jecty
Guy Dentity
Hugh Duffus
Zoe Overthrow
Dadio Willy
Kermit McKoy
Spencor Tracy Thomas
farhad Ganja
Johnny Volcano
Hugh Man
Magnus Puke
Daniel Gremlin
Roger Cocks
Dusty Lori
Rosie Slaughter
Bi Goli Stephen Sahoua
Fatty Fornah
Billy Laser

Magnus Puke sounds cool !!

Btw, many of them sounf like porn star names.
Are you familiar with porn industry?

Billy Laser is a good name. I use it as my online persona, only id rather not be called Billy.