Spotted...

Walrus just now at E&C. I was the one who basically said "i've been watching you, how's the tandem" before fucking off down the Walworth road.

What I meant to say was "Good day, I have been following your dedicated tandem thread on the internet forum about bicycles and their riders in London that we mutually frequent. Might I take this opportunity to ask you how you are finding your handcrafted cycle to ride. I do apologise, the traffic lights appear to taking a turn for the better, I must dash. All the best on your future endeavours." But the lights were changing.

"nice tandem" would have probably been enough

This is almost exactly how my run in with the man went the other day.