Even if they offered me that bike for free I would stay true to my principles and my chosen path of the HHSB and turn it down. Don't you have principles, something you stand up for and believe in?
(not really i would take the bike and repeatedly and gratuitously thank them in a way that ended up making everyone slightly uncomfortable)
just make sure the colourway matches your red spokes...
just make sure the colourway matches your red spokes...