Hip Hop Skid Bikes / Hipster Sleds / HHSB

Having a low front end and then using a fuck ton of spacers or a 0 to +10 deg stem just looks kinda retarded, like "Look at my sweet custom frame!" "Pity it don't fit you though."

Don't get me wrong, I like the look of a faux lo pro, but if I was to get one made, I'd have an appropriate head tube length and a longer seat tube to get the desired sloping top tube effect.

Or get the next size up?

The seat's already way forward. I'm not sure it works!