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yes you did and I was very touched.
I'm now sitting working my way through a pack of Jupiter lager and trying to get drunk enough that I'll sleep regardless of biting insects or citronella stink. I only wish I hadn't finished the whiskey at the weekend like the greedy bastard i am.
I am still sitting here looking around me wide eyed like i'm in the fucking blair witch project or something... might sound a bit pathetic but i react really badly to mozzies and even a couple of bites is enough to make my skin crawl.
Plus I got a couple of bites near my ballsack (on each side) I have no fucking idea how they managed that one without either being squashed by my humongous testes (not seen my bird for a few weeks...) or succumbing to the musky fumes that reside thereabouts. If I had to hedge my bets i'd have to say it was Bert that did it too-he looks really clean cut and innocent but when your back is turned or your kecks are off he'll really try his best to fuck you over. i'm not surprised the rest of the gang don't like him.