Freecycle: A Small Mosquito Colony (NOS)

I've a small colony of mosquitos in my room that i no longer need.

They came with the room when I rented it apparently but I never knew, so they've had barely any use at all.

They're really good if you need to stay awake for any reason, or if you actually have insomnia anyway they are good company and will give you plenty of exercise when they want to play hide and seek with you. I wanted to train some of them to do mini-unicycle jousting but I never had the time to see it through.

There's a variety of sizes and they all have their own personality-Jitters is my favourite as he can't fly straight or stay still for very long, I think he must have bitten me after a whole post ride pot of coffee was consumed this afternoon. Then there's Prescott-he's brings a really nice baritone to the small choir of buzzing and is quite big and slow. The only one you really need to watch out is a little sly cunt called Griffin as his buzz is totally out of key with the rest but any time I tell him he just does it louder or pretends he never said anything in the first place. If you can't distinguish him from his buzz he has a really long proboscis that he flaps around everywhere.

I don't really know how many there are but you are welcome to all of them and there is more than enough for a small choir and if you're into them they will give you hours of pleasure.

Anyway, I just don't think I appreciate them enough to keep them and would really like to think of them finding a loving home somewhere.

Thanks a lot.

Will you split?

[get them bikes

](http://www.mosquito-bikes.co.uk/)

Would be prepared to split but it's really important that they all go. soon. and some of them seem to be more social than the others so it's really hard to get them in the same place to have a chat about leaving.

thanks for the bike link, maybe the new owners will carry on my good work-it's not all the way but I think there's a solid base of training for them to work on.

and btw, if anyone wants to trade for some non-poisonous but very hungry spiders or a small flock of starlings I'd be interested.

ill trade for moths? My house has moths everywhere,,and its the real big boned ones too

Hmm. i'm tempted but they seem quite high maintenance...

Provisional dibs pending pic's :-)

my pear tree means I have ladybirds all over the place.

will happily trade. my blood is sour, so I recon the mozzies will get bored and fuck off.

ladybirds I would take. they piss everywhere but I suppose they're pretty.

^pics coming shortly. will see which of the gang I can round up for you. Probably Boris or Ken, they've been the noisiest lately. Or there's Landsley but word on the street is that he's leaving soon anyway.

not pretty.

black fuckers with red spots not red fuckers with black spots.

Racist

The trick is with moths is, give them a woollen jumper and they'll be as happy as larry. They'll be no bother. If no luck, ill try the bay.

Racist

actually, different species not race.

#INYOURFACE

actually, different species not race.

#INYOURFACE

Ha ha, I'll consider myself told.

right in no particular order:

this is Berlusconi. He's just chilling in his hot tub right now after a hard stint on the unicycle:

then there's Ricco-I don't know what he's been up to but he's not looking too well. I think i'd better ring the hospital incase it's his liver again.

Then there's Bert-I think the rest of the guys don't like him or something as he's not been around much recently.

Finally, there's Andy-he's feeling a little crushed at the moment as his work's not going well and nobody thinks he's up to much. I'm sure he'll bounce back though.

any interest let me know.

all those need captions and>>>>>meme thread

Fuck it! I'll take em, will you post?

sorry, collection only. you need to bring your own box to put them in, and probably a stretcher for Ricco as he's really not doing so well.

Seriously they need nuking, pest control?

i hear agent orange and DDT in combination make a perfectly good household insect repelent
just spray it all around liberally

dibs on burlosconi i have bigs plans for a bunga bunga party this weekend and feel burlosconi might be able to bring the underage prostitutes, allegedly

Bunga bunga... what happened to the Bus Stop and the Makarena?

so 1900's

That's me. Tally ho!

i hear agent orange and DDT in combination make a perfectly good household insect repelent
just spray it all around liberally

dibs on burlosconi i have bigs plans for a bunga bunga party this weekend and feel burlosconi might be able to bring the underage prostitutes, allegedly

Berlusconi can be yours-he does have a way with larvae it's true... you might be interested in taking DSK as well if that's your thing though he might insist on taking his wife with him.

The rest are still up for grabs apart from Ricco who is still in hospital.

Absolutely exhausted and sitting in a sickly fog of citronella having taped the airvent, seams of windows, plugged the sink overflow and slapped anything that looks even remotely alien to a white wall. Then made the silly move of guzzling a bar of choccy and shotgunning 2 beers thus making myself feel incredibly ill and even more sorry for myself.

Cunting nature. what a jip.