Football

There is a twerp who sits a few rows back from me who fancies himself as a back seat manager.

He keeps shouting instructions to the players. Sadly he only knows one style of play and "push up" screamed constantly was not really an appropriate call last night but simply showed glaring ignorance and an inability to be able to read the clearest of strategies. Luckily he was soon drowned out by the rest of the noise.

Even funnier when you hear this banter going on at a Norwich game. In a Norfolk accent it makes it all funnier.