i would love to listen in to a few of your team talks before sending the South London U11's out into battle
"Right you lil fuckers... no messing this week. Jimmy, you kick the shit out of the big lad they have in the middle. Billy, keep have lil digs at the ginger kid, he will lose his temper, and get sent off.
Marlon, you dive proper, like Ashley Young, when the ref can't see and will be be 1 up at half time and them down to 10 men. Free cigs at half time if we are 2 nil up... "
"Right you lil fuckers... no messing this week. Jimmy, you kick the shit out of the big lad they have in the middle. Billy, keep have lil digs at the ginger kid, he will lose his temper, and get sent off.
Marlon, you dive proper, like Ashley Young, when the ref can't see and will be be 1 up at half time and them down to 10 men. Free cigs at half time if we are 2 nil up... "
Ready hands all in the middle GOO CUUUNTS