Football

If the head doc was supposed to be gone last summer what on earth was he still doing there?

Also, I think the Suarez shenanigans were as a result of the apparent white supremacist PR team that you lot have at Anfield.

Who's coming in as GK coach - both Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder could do better than recently tin-tacked comedian. Maybe Jerzy Dudek... or Bruce Grabagrand!

A true laugh riot^ though, I do prefer your mother in-law material.