Royalty

OK, get set for a few months of celebrity worship in the form of a royalist love in fest. Hot on the heels of the wedding last year and the subsequent diagnosis of the wedded one as suffering from an eating disorder - just look at those arms - we have the jubilee and then, probably, a period of mourning for the DoE who looks set to pop his clogs at some stage soon.

Time to pull up the duvet and wait for this national embarrassment to be over.

The queens gags at the Jubilee thing were HILARIOUS! All that stuff about how many Prime Ministers she's outlasted in her tenure.... Jesus christ... I WILL be back, and I
WILL try the fucking veal!