What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

noone actually makes mirror balls do they?

i thought they just grew out of cilla blacks arse.

The best in the world are hardcrafted by 4 blokes in a top floor workshop in Tottenham. They're fun to work with.

What's actually happening here? Him being a tit or him getting knocked off?

not unless the car was going backwards :)

So him being a tit it is

hmm.......

........it's "my passion" (as they say on masterchef).

Further reading: 'objects of desire: Design and society since 1750' by adrian forty

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tl:dr

The Mini Moog sofa.

sick to the max.

Dear God....

I've TM'ed that ^

you trade marked Latin?

Ah so this is why no one takes our generation seriously!

Same here, made me feel well over the hill.

I am sure that feeling will vanish later when I zoom past the little fuckers on their overly priced cacophony of bicycle parts traveling at the speed of an arthritic pensioner with a Zimmer frame.

The level of desperation in that video is incredible.

Peace and fucking believe

Jesus Christ, it's like a competition to see who can be the biggest sucker.

Some of you need to get over yourselves. Personally I wished I could sometimes get that excited about (mediocre) stuff. The only reason you can sit, point and laugh is because these will not leave you shook like the proper killers/stabbers/nutters that star in those youtube vids banging on about arbitary geographical labels whom you daren't make eye contact with as you wait for your deep fried chicken to be served, worrying about unlocking your fixie outside where the rest of his mates + pitbulls are.

Is this from the new Matrix film?

lolz

Some of you need to get over yourselves. Personally I wished I could sometimes get that excited about (mediocre) stuff. The only reason you can sit, point and laugh is because these will not leave you shook like the proper killers/stabbers/nutters that star in those youtube vids banging on about arbitary geographical labels whom you daren't make eye contact with as you wait for your deep fried chicken to be served, worrying about unlocking your fixie outside where the rest of his mates + pitbulls are.

I tried, but couldn't figure out your point..

Then your dismissing Biggie, Tupac and Mase. All of them lot were pretty good/credible even if they dont fit into the the criteria of "rap music white people like".

Biggie and Tupac are not what "white people like"? Jokes.

Lololol EEL. Pretty sure hip hop is universal and it doesn't matter what race you are as long as you like it? I don't like biggie or tupac. But I just don't like their music, its not because I am white!?

I started to like Nas once, but then remembered I was white so I'm not allowed to.

/s

I'm an adult now, so I'm not really keen on thing I hear seeping through the wall from next door about "motherfucking niggaz selling dope and getting killed and all". Fuck off! It's pathetic. Come back when you write something like "Bohemian Rapsody".

Guess so. At the time Illmatic was written I guess it was actually what his life was like though. I've never been a fan of Queen. But I agree that so much hip hop is throw away junk.

I am not that big myself at 6 feet and 13.5 stone, but these "guys" look pretty damn proud to rock half of that.

Is it the cigarettes?

It's all the coke and having to spend all your allowance on tight clothes and haircuts leaving no money for food...

Hipsters are just people who wear clothes from the 80s but don't realise it.

It's really nothing to worry about.

word - if i was young and hep again i'd be rocking the cool kids' look from uncle buck

I tried, but couldn't figure out your point..

You'd best steer clear of GCSEs

^ Good luck with yours