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  • Fill up your car! Stockpile beans! Buy a shotgun!

    Couldn't get near the local Sainsburys for a queue of old farts, panic-buying petrol for their Rover 214s.

    I swear if the Daily Mail ran this headline: "Killing yourself in retirement can increase the value of your home by 25%", we'd see the bastards jumping off bridges like lemmings.

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