Couldn't get near the local Sainsburys for a queue of old farts, panic-buying petrol for their Rover 214s.
I swear if the Daily Mail ran this headline: "Killing yourself in retirement can increase the value of your home by 25%", we'd see the bastards jumping off bridges like lemmings.
Fill up your car! Stockpile beans! Buy a shotgun!
Couldn't get near the local Sainsburys for a queue of old farts, panic-buying petrol for their Rover 214s.
I swear if the Daily Mail ran this headline: "Killing yourself in retirement can increase the value of your home by 25%", we'd see the bastards jumping off bridges like lemmings.