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Fucking hell, listen to golden-bollocks here. 20 years in the game. A veteran...

Had a good one yet? I hate the idea of dates. I don't go on dates. I go out, and the lady comes with. Or vice versa. Last date I had was with a girl in school called Sharon - doused myself in bottles of Brut, lobbed handfuls of gel into my hair for good measure. Yes, I've learned a thing or two during my date years, namely to never bloody bother. Go and eat - yes. Go and get pissed - yes. Go and watch this and that - yes. Shall we go on a date - no, I'm grand thanks, Holby City's on later, you go and enjoy yourself.
Mr Romantic right here!
How do you define a date then if it doesn't involve eating, drinking, cinema etc? Or is it just the term you are so opposed to?