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hope they finish clearing the landmines from the chelsea pitch soon

they are gonna do that by them self, they are gonna pick it up with their mouth and put it back in their shed...

and then later there is gonna be fresh meat and plenty of wine...

Still high off the result...

Still this ^

This, still!

Can't remember the last time I've been this chirpy at work in a very long time, I guess it shows how much of an effect a positive result has on my mental well being...

No need for expensive shrinks or the depression thread...

Jeez, Diana in the football thread, how low can we go.

Has TS gone all Daily Mail/Express on us?

She only went low for rugby players.

That was a bit of a tap in wasn't?

She was also a notorious bitter drinker, but loved the taste of Carling.

No need for expensive shrinks or the depression thread...

Steady - that's dangerous talk.

In sections of the Dutch media, rumour has it that Chelsea are in advanced negotiations with Arjen Robben.
IF someone can keep him fit he'd be a welcome addition, probably to most squads but it's a big if.

#EVA

When he's almost back to full fitness, Eva can finish him off.

She must be the best know physio in England by now

#eva

Still high off the result...

Still this!

Agreed!

In sections of the Dutch media, rumour has it that Chelsea are in advanced negotiations with Arjen Robben.
IF someone can keep him fit he'd be a welcome addition, probably to most squads but it's a big if.

#EVA

As coaching staff? Is Drogba not able to throw himself to the ground the way he used to?

He's recently been dropped from the chelsea gymnastics squad. He's still good at it, but nolonger has the flair.

Liverpool's youngsters were beaten 6-0 by Ajax in the under-19 tournament semi-final but the experience will be invaluable

hmm future looks like it's screwed

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/mar/15/nextgen-young-players-european

On the night when Chelsea were overturning Napoli to carry the flag in the European Cup, Liverpool and Ajax's meeting at Langtree Park, the home of St Helens rugby league team, was the 46th game of a 48-match competition that started its group stage in August. In the final on Sunday week, Fred Grim's team play Marseille or Internazionale, who play their semi-final on Wednesday at Leyton Orient's Brisbane Road

let's get down there and watch it dicki. clintsmoker?

Drogba was brilliant last night. Torres also had a very good game.

She is the best physio in England

#eva

ftfy

She only went low for rugby players.

She tried it on with Shagger Linekar but even he drew the line.

Oh, and no offence but your niece has a silly name. Can't remember what it was now, Eldorado, or something. I'd love to be a mascot, is there an age limit?

Ha! Nothing to do with me. Aldora is apparently an old English name. I had never heard of it before. Everyone is mystified by it. Her sister is called Elvina, which is likewise an old English name.

To be a mascot, you have to be a Junior Gunner, so you'll be needing a piece of paper from the same place as Roger Milla got his birth certificate, I reckon.

In the final on Sunday week, Fred Grim's team play Marseille or Internazionale, who play their semi-final on Wednesday at Leyton Orient's Brisbane Road

let's get down there and watch it dicki. clintsmoker?

Interestingly the semi is in Brentford.

I'd be up for the final at Leyton. Forum trip?

£3 advance, £5 on the night.

Liverpool's youngsters were beaten 6-0 by Ajax in the under-19 tournament semi-final but the experience will be invaluable

hmm future looks like it's screwed

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/mar/15/nextgen-young-players-european

Liverpool's results from the competition

Group stage (each opponenent played twice)
Aggregate scores
Liverpool 1 - Sporting 8
Liverpool 1 - Wolfsburg 3
Liverpool 7 - Molde 0

Quarter final
Liverpool 0 - Spurs 1
Spurs forced to withdraw

Semi Final
Liverpool 0 - Ajax 6

5 defeats, 1 draw and 2 victories
18 conceded
9 scored

Looks like the youth system that Benitez put in place is really starting to pay dividends isn't?

In sections of the Dutch media, rumour has it that Chelsea are in advanced negotiations with Arjen Robben.
IF someone can keep him fit he'd be a welcome addition, probably to most squads but it's a big if.

#EVA

This cunt makes Dogba look like an Oak Tree.
If he comes back to our league I will smash up every TV and radio I own so I never have to hear of his fucking antics.

Youth football can never really be judged on results, that just isn't the priority. The better a player gets the less likely they are to still be playing in the youth team.

But it is valuable experience of European football, and they may be playing the stars of the next 15 years.

All we need now are Ronaldo and Horse face to return and the league will be full of prancing pansies