Time for change!

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I'll try a quarter of what you're on.

maybe do a bit of your own research.

I think you need to do a bit of it first.

tl;dr

The tags made me laugh however.

The guy's name is Joseph Kony, not Kody man..

Srsly tho you got a point bro, have you got any bracelets, i'll give you $1 for each one, we gota get the word out

No bracelets, but I got these crazy edible tattoo sheets, £5 a pop.

Just to be clear, just because he fucked up a tyres installation doesn't mean he's in any way related to me.

As you were.

tl;dr
That was my first reaction. But then I actually read it. And I really enjoyed it.

To go from reptiles and 'OIL, OIL, OIL', to discussing gear inches with a literary flourish is really something.

I laughed, I cried, it had it all.

5*

The Pope's anus is as wide and putrid as a Warsaw sewer. The two faced bastard has been taking it up the tradesman's for half his life; men, boys, he doesn't care. And you know what the sick fuck uses to block up his ruined sphincter: a teddy bear, a fucking teddy bear. Mocking the little kiddies who look up to the 'holy' father, making a joke of it, soaking up his infallible shit with a child's toy.
Same with that David Jason off Only Fools; he's been ransacking graveyards since the mid-eighties because he can't keep his filthy hands off the rotting flesh of dead pensioners. Jimmy Tarbuck used to lend him a shovel, they're thick as thieves those fucking celebrities.
I have a friend who works in the city and he tells me Sir Mervyn King likes to prance round the office with a pineapple on his head like Carmen Fucking Miranda. And we trust this man to run the Bank Of England? Of course he gets away with it, who are the 'little people' to object? How are we to know?
Everywhere you look it's lies and hypocrisy. Jenson Button lives in a wigwam. Try telling that to the powers that be and they laugh in your face. It's the old-boy network all over again.
Just when you think you've heard it all someone comes up to you and tells you that Match Of The Day is just 3 boring men talking bollocks and getting paid for it. You don't know what to believe any more.

Lee?

properly good thread here. "kony balony" made me properly laugh. have you just read "conspiracy theories for dummies" or are you just some mad troll?

They're sapping out precious bodily fluids. Think about it, you ever seen them drink a glass of water? I only drink pure grain alcohol and my eyes are wide open.

http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2012/03/07/guest_post_joseph_kony_is_not_in_uganda_and_other_complicated_things

Paging Tynan.

Nighthunte29, I don't know how to tell you this so I am going to have to come straight out with it: the conspiracy theories are planted by the government to distract campaigning types such as you from realising what is really going on.

I know it is hard to believe and I don't want to be too preachy, but I have done the research and it's amazing what is out there if you look for it. Please take a moment to stop your ignorance and go find out for yourself.

If you can push past all the government misinformation about chemitrails, fluoride, 9 11, etc, you can find the truth.

The government is, behind this invented cloak, spending literally billions of our pounds on controlling our lives!

They tell us what to think.
They tell us what is safe.
They sponsor the removal of human organs and even the transplantation of them.
They lock people up.
They tell us how to drive.

All of this in the name of government?

(Btw, I have links to evidence for all of the above but you will find the truth more satisfying if you find it yourself. You might want to look in the secret domain: "gov" (Grope Our Virgins?????))

Yeah, I thought it was Kony 2012

Mashton... the Truth is out there...

Awesome. Would read again.

"Chemtrails" = mostly condensed water c'est ne pas?

Coffee is a carcinogen but you don't see that regulated. Brake dust from rim brakes is full of aluminium dust.

Stop worrying your paranoid little head about it all FFS.

Look in the sky, plane exhaust, just like car exhaust disappears quite quickly, then why are there so many lines (or 'chemtrails') in the sky? This never used to be so. They contain a carcinogenic, bee killing, weather changing chemical, named aluminium oxide- how it works, don't ask me! Hell, it might not even work, but I keep my mind open, and see the evidence suggesting why it isn't disappearing.

This is one of the stupidest conspiracy theories that has ever existed
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1. If governments/'the man' wanted to rain down chemicals on us I'm sure they would do it in a way so you couldn't see it. Contrails can already be hidden with the injection of Chlorosulfuric acid in to the exhausts of aircraft.

2. They 'contain' water, they are water that is all. Water does some wacky stuff I know, how its floats up in the sky my seem like magic, but it isn't, its science, look it up sometime.

3. The weather chaining effects of contrails are currently being studied, there have been observable changes in weather when little to no aircraft are flying (see: post 9/11), but its probably due to the reflection index/insulating factors of the contrails.

4. There are so many in the sky that we didn't see before because of this natty little things called jet engines. They've made high speed, high altitude travel a common occurrence. Previously the only aircraft regular making them were long range bombers, just look at footage of B-17's in the war

I could construct a better argument but it's waste my time .

Yeah, I thought it was Kony 2012

Mashton... the Truth is out there...

is that Gillian A? phwoar she looks even better

You get vortices from the aerodynamically active parts of F1 cars. If they ran in the same low pressure low-temperature air as planes, they'd leave contrails.

I predict if this thread continues, you will display the classic paranoid conspiracy theorists' traits of constantly shifting their argument so as not to invalidate the underlying "they're lying to us" stance.

There is plenty of evidence, just because you haven't looked at it doesn't mean it is not there. In fact the weight of evidence is so vastly overwhelming it makes that argument totally invalid.
I'm all for looking twice at a proposal, it is the foundation of science, its called peer review. Some conspiracy theory have a modicum of believability in their argument I will admit, that is why they endure. However 99% of the time Occam's razor defeats most of them. what i'm trying to say is pick your battles, 'I want to believe' isn't enough.