Proper leather shoes

Personally I dislike the way it ruins the line of the shoe - like outriggers on a canoe. They also look messy and, from a practical standpoint, get caught on abso-fucking-lutely everything. Like a hangnail. To each is own and all that.

You can get plenty of loafers without the beef roll. It's a minor quibble. I find the insertion of a penny kind of crass though. What is it supposed to signify?

Hmmm I seem to have made a Crass pun there.