Old Polo Thread

Well done newbies - stick with it!

As someone new to the game Polo raises many questions...

• Why am I looking at my recently built bike and contemplating the removal of half of the bits from it?
  
• Why are those 38cm chopped risers in my parts box now sat on the side looking tempting?
  
• Why am I looking at that for sale sign in the front yard of that house down the road and seeing circular shapes and a marriage with zip-ties?
  
• Why didn't I just put those bits up for sale on flea-bay and avoid the risk of contact with Rob?
  
• Does Salman ever manage more than 30 seconds without crashing?
  
• Would mugging a riot copper be the cheapest way to get decent body armour?