Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

If you think you can restrain someone for a period of time, without injuring them or yourself then go ahead. To attempt to do so without being sure of this would be irresponsible, and on the last train home, stupid.

And unless you're very lucky, the police wouldn't give a shit what you say till you're in the station.

If I'd been on the last train home, there is a strong possibility that I'd be at least half pissed, and wouldn't care much about injuring myself or anyone else.

I would probably have piled in.

I'm not saying that it would be the clever option, and I wouldn't do it sober, but I know what I'm like if I'm on a train after midnight.