Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Ahhh my first crankset riding fixed (cotter pin all the way) served 5 months of polo, skids and endured the harsh reality of its plump owner, it finally broke at polo 8 miles from home, thank god that I had cable ties on me at the time. Now I think it must be laid to rest in its rightful place...

I can confirm that this doesnt work. Happened to me on the tweed run this year. Butters and Trulli pushed me all the way from hyde park where it happened to the kings road.
Fixed it with 20 zip ties. went to ride off and my awesome lep power sheared straight through all of them....