Food

Not many better things in life than a bag of proper pork scratchings and a pint of Guinness

Sadly even pork scratchings, the cooked fat of a humble pig, have been ponced up; these are an effort between Tom Parker-Bowles, Matthew Fort and some fop called Rupert something or other. All Old Etonians. Approximately 8 in a pack by the feel of things from Selfridges, not much change from £5.

Recommendations on brand? I'm a sucker for them but can literally feel my heart scrunching up after I eat a bag of shit ones in a pub.