Food

Ate a packet of pork scratchings last night, feel guilty.....but still reminded that the simplest culinary pleasures in life are best. Took me 4 mins to get to Tescos to buy them, takes Heston Annoying Glasses Blumenwotsit 3 days to make his, and his look like rice crispies.

Not many better things in life than a bag of proper pork scratchings and a pint of Guinness

Heston Blumenthal is an annoying cunt. No I don't fuckin wanna wait 7hrs for my cheese on toast!