Edward Scoble must be destroyed...

Maybe Clive could get us into one of his "Gentlemen's Clubs".
#alsoinbyawhisker

There's a lot of wannabes on this thread all of a sudden. Guys, you'll get there in the end. Patience, and a nice cup of hot milk at bedtime will see you through.

Who would want to be over 40?
#ihavehairgrowinginmyears

Bill, the last few posters are all in their twilight years

I'm just starting to get into my stride actually...
#latebloomer

Fuck all of you, and your collective impotence.

I'm just starting to get into my strides actually...
#prefersbloomers

Takes all sorts.

I think that means BMMF wants in...

What, to be your carer?

I'm just starting to get into my stride actually...
#latebloomer

That's because you finally conceded and started using the zimmer

Rusty nails the lot of you!

He may opine left right and centre but at least his perspective isn't that of the 'spend a fortune on bike and bits to ride to the shop/pub and post all over the forum about it' fraternity.

Watch your mouth, Pete...

Reported

Oh ed...

I think you need to be prepared to take in second opinions every now and again, rather than learning a particular way of doing something and then extolling it as gospel much to the ire of others who are more educated on the matter.

That's pretty much your only weakness, that's why people get frustrated. Simple as.

I <3 the de-rail into an elderly's cocktail party thread.

Vintage forum.

In, BTW.

Vintage drinks. 40+ and only drinking cocktails invented before 1972.

Some of you are fakenageders. I'm sure of it. So tired of young know-nothings pretending to be incontinent old wankers.

Over 40s night?

Blow that for a game of soldiers veterans.

Over 50s for the win. Horlicks all round!

When we talk about being hipsters, we're talking about the replacement op. There's no way my tum will fit into my girlfriend's jeans.

You can't be far off sixty, Clive?

In Joe's case, only the cocktails he was drinking before 1972.

In fact, if pressed I'd say you'd passed that milestone already. Probably going slowly.

Ah, so Clive's a buspassterenger?

Supreme stickers protect from the old age. Fact.

I'm typing it while wearing my first ever bifocals >>>>>>>>>>>

I am a long way off 60. Five years and seven and a half months off. Five yers and seven and a half months is about a quarter of the life time of most people on this forum.