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First Andy Carroll scores, now Nicola Zigic gets a hat-trick in seven minutes. Errr

Ha ha, Chris Hughton obviously took pity on Leeds and subbed him off after his fourth.

Gibson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1-0

Well in Gibson!!

Even Kuyt has scored.

And we're now bottom of the league.

Some quality scorelines tonight :)

Fuck off Lescott you cunt

Why has lescott got such a strange forhead?

Don't be a cunt

A small fat man handcuffed himself to the goalpost at Goodison - could you not get a ticket G?

Don't be a cunt

Genuine question, I don't know. On a side note whats the difference in net spend between everton and man city over the past couple of seasons? 1/2 billion?

Car crash when he was a kid, went through a windscreen

Thanks Swansea

Taken from Twitter;

What a shower of shit.

Bosingwa is fucking terrible, why the fuck AVB didn't give Cahill his debut and start Ivanovic at right back I don't know. He wouldn't be able to produce a final ball on a fucking Xbox, let alone real life. Sturridge was gash, Mata was quieter than usual. Champs League is looking more vulnerable by the week.

How did Torres get on?

Might aswell be playing Christopher Reeve.

'ave that you scruffy Manc twats!

Awesome results tonight!

Over third of a million £ spent and fuckin Blackburn gave us more trouble

Great results, Ashley cole suspended for the weekend, valencia is going to terrorise chelsea!

We genuinely don't have any cover for left back. We're fucked.

I hear Tony Dorigo's looking for a game

Thanks Swansea

Soft spot for Arsenal?

Chelsea are his other team