For Sale: Ultra rare Pre-war Baines Gate Stayer (Track)

Yep, poor old Martyn, Impotent without the means to offer internet threats has to sit at home masturbating frustratedly while crying into a bowl of HagenDas.

People have phases ya know... so, some people like to spill a tear whilst they cry and eat ice-cream... what of it?

And it's fucken Haagen Dazs!!