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Aleksi and nuknow, you guys haven't got many black friends eh? Pisti and TS are alright, but I think you two guys might try that humour on someone you actually know? Otherwise it just comes across as a bit wrong.

Are you for real? What does me having "black friends" got to do with anything?...
I don't even know the meaning of this. ... You really are one sick dude.

Or wait, Eddie is only allowed to be used if you're black? Do you know if i'm black, or white, or caramel. No, you don't. As much as I don't know if you're black or white or pink, I do know you're a daft weapon that opens his gob without even thinking.