Football

Apparently it was due to the usual joyriding Northeners crashing on the M62.

Off to watch some real football this weekend.
Billericay Town vs Metropolitan Police
town are top of the league atm but the filth are chasing

Apparently it was due to the usual joyriding Northeners crashing on the M62.

Mate drove and he missed the first 25 mins, traffic was carnage

How many of the Liverpool fans on here will actually go to the final?

I'm sure they'll sell their allocation without any problems. Afterall it's only a ten minute tube journey from home for most Liverpool fans :-)

Its a less than ten minute car ride for me mate :) But not on match days though
I will do my best to get a ticket at a reasonable price

Off to watch some real football this weekend.
Billericay Town vs Metropolitan Police
town are top of the league atm but the filth are chasing

bet one of the old bill get sent off
the police rugby teams are reknowned as the most violent out there i'm sure the footie guys are no different
can't crack heads during the week so they do it on the pitch at the weekends

mmmpie
This.

So 'Arry protests that he's innocent partly because he writes like a 2 year old

lols!!

'Arry thinks he's being prejudiced because he's a Cockney and he's called 'Arry.

Apparently he's sick and tired of it, well let me tell you something 'Arry, you should have though about that before you funnelled that money out of the country.

That twitching gif is awesome btw.

he didn't know it was there
how many time must he tell you

I hope they'll make a film of this trial as it's absolute goldmine for Cockney gangster dialogue:

Redknapp said: "You're going to write what you want to write and to f*** me up on cup final day - I know what's going to happen Rob and you're all barking up the wrong tree.
"If you say the tax hasn't been declared and it hasn't been paid, I will sue the bollocks off yeah everybody at the News of the World, make no mistake, yeah."

Its a less than ten minute car ride for me mate :) But not on match days though
I will do my best to get a ticket at a reasonable price

Official prices are
Category 1 £90, Cat 2 £72, Cat 3 £56, Cat 4 £40

so, you're looking north of that

It's looking promising for me if somewhat spendy

Some of the songs awaiting Harry at Watford tomorrow;

"Paid all your taxes. You should have paid all your taxes"
"Whats that coming over the hill, is it the taxman? Is it the taxman?"
"Theres only one Rosie 47, there is only one Rosie 47, There is only one Rosie 47."
"One man and his dog went to Monaco..."
"'Arry give us a bung, 'Arry 'Arry give us a bung."
"Bummed in the showers, your going to get bummed in the showers, Bummed in the shoooowers."
"Going down, going down, going down..."
"No income Tax, no VAT. No premier leagues points off Man City. In the dock, face so pale. Harry Redknapps' going to jail..."
"Harry, What's offshore? Harry, Harry, What's offshore?"

If you happen to find another ticket Clever Pun...

I can try, rockinghorseshit is going to be easier to find than the clubs official ones. trying other avenues at present

Yeah, no stress, but if you do let me know before you pass on it

It's very easy to jib in to Wembley. At least 2 mates of mine did it at the FA Cup Final.

It's very easy to jib in to Wembley. At least 2 mates of mine did it at the FA Cup Final.

How did they do it?

Over the fence, Glastonbury style.

with ropes and a grapling hook

...

Carroll seals move to Olympicos

Turns out it was Roy.

well done to sudan