Where are all the cool single guys in London?

Except chances are being yourself is what's keeping you single, try being someone better.

(that's the general "you", not having a go at you specifically hoefla.)

I really don't believe that. most people you meet are trying to be someone else (not a better version of themselves - which is good, but somone they aren't), and that is (partly) what's keeping them single. it isn't attractive*.

*imo etc

Has this been resolved yet?

i havent heard from either girl :-(

Has this been resolved yet?

I have yet to meet any cool single guys, so no, it has not yet been resolved.

I'm still available.

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Clapton representin'

I'm still available.

Checks PMs

Does living out West disqualify me?

Cool and west London are mutually exclusive.

But then, one woman's cool bloke is another woman's wanker.

That ^ sounded odd.

Daisy chain?

#Bins bowl of coco pops

So I signed up on that dating website to see what's out there...

I was messaged by dozen larger ladies at least 10 years my senior, some with no photo on the profile, looking for a casual sex and obviously none did actually read my profile. Oh, and also one transsexual.

What the fuck is wrong with people?! it's supposed to be me looking for younger girls for a casual encounter.

Mumsnet is not a dating site kris.

sorry which dating site?

Mumsnet is not a dating site kris.

Mumsnet would push me towards sodomy with a fellow man. Fucken ghastly forum! My dear husband. Fuck right off!

MDH actually stands for 'Mmm... Donkey Hung'.

Read through mumsnet posts with new understanding.

I was messaged by dozen larger ladies at least 10 years my senior, some with no photo on the profile, looking for a casual sex and obviously none did actually read my profile. Oh, and also one transsexual.

If they didn't read your profile, how did they manage to fit your preferences so exactly?

Looks like your diary is full for the next few months, tiger!

So I signed up on that dating website to see what's out there...

I was messaged by dozen larger ladies at least 10 years my senior, some with no photo on the profile, looking for a casual sex and obviously none did actually read my profile. Oh, and also one transsexual.

What the fuck is wrong with people?! it's supposed to be me looking for younger girls for a casual encounter.

Go on, confess... you're on Adult Friend Finder, aren't you???

Go on, confess... you're on Adult Friend Finder, aren't you???

Didn't you know?
Kris is a man whore now.

You want a go on his mangina, you gotta see me.

PM me for rates.

first dibs

PM sent

Didn't you know?
Kris is a man whore now.

You want a go on his mangina, you gotta see me.

PM me for rates.

Thanks but I'm a lady... i don't do these kind of things.

Thanks but I'm a lady... i don't do these kind of things.

Don't call Kris a 'thing'. He might be a he-bitch, but he still got feelings you know.

it's sort of damp but squidgy

it's sort of damp but squidgy

That'll be twenny dorra.

Next!

I have. Even stranded in Hoxton for 3 hours that must massively increase my cool status..

How does been become even? Think I must be drunk on mullets and hipster gear.