Post Your Pets

Just received entertaining phonecall from small child.

me: hello?
child: you found my cat?
me: I might have done, can you tell me what he looks like?
child: nah, can't remember but he's my cat
me: if you can't describe what your cat looks like then maybe it's not yours, I mean you could be anyone. Can you tell me what he looks like?
long pause
child: ok, I'll buy a new cat
me: yes you do that, bye.
click

Time to take the posters down soon I think, seeing as I now have my details round his neck...

When we lost Oscar, I got one crank call from some kids in the middle of the night, saying that they had my cat, and were feeding it to their dog... not very convincing, and not very funny either.