Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Clearly, I have done many stupid things to get the attention of the ladiez over the years, including flopping it out onto the overhead projector during a science lesson at school. In my experience this kind of behaviour does not make it more likely that you will procreate. Either he is pretty and gets it in spite of his exhibitionism or as hatBeard has suggested I was doing it wrong.

It is wrong. You were supposed to stick to the national curriculum.