Post Your Pets

i quite like cats - but i'm allergic to them and all the neighbors' cats crap in my garden - so when i see one stalking about outside looking for a nice spot to take a shit in my flowerbeds i go up to the window quietly and glare at it until its 6th sense tells it something is wrong and it turns to me with a slight look of panic - the best is when they are already settling down for a poo. they always look as if they know i don't wish them well - i would never harm them of course but i enjoy seeing them realise with shame that i have more successfully stalked them than they have crept around in my garden for an illicit turd.

i consider myself to be kind to animals but cats somehow feel like worthy and equal foes. does that make me mean? apologies for thread hijack

Get some 'Silent Roar' stopped the evil brown cat from shitting on my garlic patch.