i quite like cats - but i'm allergic to them and all the neighbors' cats crap in my garden - so when i see one stalking about outside looking for a nice spot to take a shit in my flowerbeds i go up to the window quietly and glare at it until its 6th sense tells it something is wrong and it turns to me with a slight look of panic - the best is when they are already settling down for a poo. they always look as if they know i don't wish them well - i would never harm them of course but i enjoy seeing them realise with shame that i have more successfully stalked them than they have crept around in my garden for an illicit turd.
i consider myself to be kind to animals but cats somehow feel like worthy and equal foes. does that make me mean? apologies for thread hijack
i quite like cats - but i'm allergic to them and all the neighbors' cats crap in my garden - so when i see one stalking about outside looking for a nice spot to take a shit in my flowerbeds i go up to the window quietly and glare at it until its 6th sense tells it something is wrong and it turns to me with a slight look of panic - the best is when they are already settling down for a poo. they always look as if they know i don't wish them well - i would never harm them of course but i enjoy seeing them realise with shame that i have more successfully stalked them than they have crept around in my garden for an illicit turd.
i consider myself to be kind to animals but cats somehow feel like worthy and equal foes. does that make me mean? apologies for thread hijack