The abstinence thread

Was going to lay off the grog for a month but I've got a very good bottle of red, a very good bottle of white, a vintage Champagne, three bottles of Dissorono, a bottle of 10 year old port and some fake Baileys burning a hole in my drinks cabinet. OH WELL.

I like my Disaronno. Not sure I like it 3 bottles worth. I also like my Port. And my Baileys. And good red. It's uncanny.

What's your mum's name?