Before and After Cycling

became

you must spread etc..

Thought she had a really cute mole. Turned out to be an uunidentified crusty substance on my screen.

Filth...

Thought she had a really cute mole. Turned out to be an uunidentified crusty substance on my screen.

Yuck!
Btw. BC I had a few pounds to much, AC I got skinny...then I joined this bloody forum, started drinking shit lots of beer and I'm slowly moving towards BC+ I have legs like on Scoots picture (obvs).

Those aren't lady cyclist legs, these are! Those legs above are the result of spending too much time on machines in the gym!

(Partially nude photo of Pendleton alert)

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Go on then, I'll have a slice.
Here's me, 16 stone.

BC

  ![](http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7164/6634916525_ba7c82537a_z.jpg)

...and after, a couple of stone lighter, still got to lose some.

AC.

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Some of your hair seems to have made a break for it across your face...

Nice one mate.

Fuck me, I that first picture you look like an overweight Dave Hill from Slade.

I know, it's fucking shocking.
I really can't work out what the fuck is happening in the background though...

Space/Time has merged; nowt major.

I don't remember BC.

British Columbia.

Before Christ.

Bull Cak.

I got my first 2 wheeled bike in 1940 when I was six. I didn't know anybody with a camera then, so I don't have any photos.
As regards after cycling, I haven't stopped yet, so there's no photo of me then neither.

Neil.

Neil wins the thread.

I had no idea it was a contest!

I must've been late to start cycling as I recall it being the subject of some mockery in primary school, so I'm guessing I was 7 or 8. Like Neil, I haven't stopped since, although compared to most people on the forum it could also be said I never really started either. There's still the possiblility of my becoming more than a 'casual' cyclist one of these days...

This thread has prompted me to trawl through old photos - and that is making me depressed.

Hundreds of photos of a healthy, squeezy, fuller-faced, laughing Alex compared with a few of me now :(

Argh!

This thread has prompted me to trawl through old photos - and that is making me depressed.

Me (2010) , before my biceps/triceps went on a permanent sabbatical...

There'll be some sort of 'after' in 2 months time...

I'm not going to burden you with photo's of me from my younger years, because I've been virtually the same size and shape since I was about 16. I have fluctuated slightly (obviously the Guinness years took their toll) but can still get into my benchmark trousers.

I have noticed that my metabolism have slowed since I reached 35 and I expect it to slow further still until I finally cark it.

Me (2010) , before my biceps/triceps went on a permanent sabbatical...

There'll be some sort of 'after' in 2 months time...

You look good in green.

^^ Moral of that story - Don't detach the same collarbone twice. It really fcuks up your ish

You look good in green.

Thanks :) Shame I lost the flowing locks though eh...

You can have some mine sewn into your head. Like Wayne Rooney did.