Spotted...

Charge plug rider with a shaved head and solo jersey on CS7 today. caught up to me at stockwell and we were in the same group all the way to E&C.

you wouldn't have seen it but the dynamo rider who did the wobbliest trackstands known to man 5 foot over the line at every set of traffic lights did not take kindly to you destroying him off the lights from foot down stationary position and him trackstanding with a headstart. the second you passed him he was out of the saddle chasing you giving it 'the beans' while you did what all good fixed riders do and kept your arse on the seat and made it look like you were just pootling along without a care in the world. It was no coincidence that he jumped the next set of lights to get ahead when he failed to pass you on the open road. I did a lol.

Sounds like the mighty Origamist. That man can sprint!

This morning, I saw a twattish rider on a red Langster trying to cover Borough High Street with an even layer of mucus via snot rockets (in a group, FFS!) and hawking & spitting. He's a dirty bugger, and I told him so. And he's slower than me. And he can't even grow a beard properly.

Did I mention I thought he was a twat? I hope it ain't someone on here - not cause I'm worried about them seeing this, but more because I'd hope we all had better sense.