Spotted...

Sidled up alongside the man like Cupcakes on King William Street this morning and treated him to my creepiest do a skid rendition. we then proceeded to ride around the city en route to farringdon like motherfudging bosses until he did a naughty and rode through the middle of smithfields rather than around it... RED!

I walked it! You are libeling me like an anti-boss (and maybe slandering, too, depending if you're reading your posts out loud to yourself).

Have you ever tried to ride through Smyth Fielde? You'd probably end up getting a talking to from a forklift* driver.
*Not a euph

Ive seen this chap, he is boss

Ta...