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  • In the men's room -

    I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall
    saying: "Hi, how are you?"

    I'm not the type to start a conversation in a restroom, but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

    And the other person says: "So what are you up to?"

    What kind of question is that?
    At that point I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
    "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

    At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can
    when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"

    Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.
    I say "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

    Then I hear the person say nervously...
    "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

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