Why are Aussies so Awesome?

I hear we have some Aussie computer people on here. This may be worth reposting (although is of course all over the Internet):

Rural Australian Computer Terminology

SOFTWARE: Plastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster.
HARDWARE: Stainless steel knives & forks - from K-Mart.
MOUSE: The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed.
SEARCH ENGINE: What you do when the Ute won't go.
CURSOR: What you say when the Ute won't go.
YAHOO: What you say when the Ute does go.
** UPGRADE:** A steep hill.
** SERVER:** The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.