Running

Just registered for this: http://toughmudder.com/

Tough Mudder is not your average lame-ass mud run or spirit-crushing 'endurance' road race. It's Ironman meets Burning Man, and it is coming to a city near you **...

Probably the toughest event on the planet

** Tough Mudder events are hardcore 10-12 mile obstacle courses designed by British Special Forces to test your all around strength, stamina, mental grit, and camaraderie. With the most innovative courses, half a million inspiring participants, and more than $2 million dollars raised for the Wounded Warrior Project, Tough Mudder is the premier adventure challenge series in the world.

The only tough thing about this event is describing it without using the word 'gay'. Which should not be used as an insult. Even tho it's a bunch of lonely men comparing cock-length in a swamp.

Our obstacle courses are designed by the Special Forces to test you in every way and are meant only for truly exceptional all-around people, not for people who have enough time and money to train their knees to run 26 miles.

Yeah, this £100 obstacle course will really show those flash lah-di-dah marathon runners who will wilfully spunk off 24 of the Queen's new pounds on the local marathon (Northampton).

Probably the toughest event on the planet

In the same sense that Carlsberg is probably the best lager.