Football

Bollocks was me trying to gazump an old geezer whom told me to
"fuck off!!! I've been coming down here for 50 years! You've cost me another £10"

Then having to watch the first half in the pub on the main road with all the fit spanish looking dori bar staff giving me the evils cos I was secretly dipping into a giant bag of sensations.
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You should have used the race card, those Spanish are WELL racist....you ask Lewis Hamilton